1 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:15,670 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Hooper! 2 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:19,150 Just like that! 3 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:51,210 Do you know, when I look back, many years ago, one of my greatest friends 4 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:52,210 Percy Edwards. 5 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:54,730 You know, the man who does all the farmyard impressions. 6 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:56,530 He's great, isn't he? 7 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:02,610 And when you think you're living in a city or a town that's all smoky, it's 8 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,090 always nice to go out into the country. 9 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:06,430 You know what I mean? 10 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,070 To walk along, to breathe the fresh air. 11 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:19,080 I always remember Percy Edwards used to stroll along. I'm only a strolling 12 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,880 vagabond. Good night, pretty lady, good night. 13 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,040 I'd like to give my impression now of Percy Edwards. 14 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,020 I want you to come with me now to the long leafy lane. 15 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Hark! 16 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,340 What do I hear? 17 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:52,200 A little sparrow. 18 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:56,660 A tiny little sparrow. 19 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:04,260 As we walk down the leafy lane again, keep strolling along down the leafy 20 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:09,420 I say, hark, again. 21 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,080 What do I hear? 22 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,600 It's a moo cow. 23 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,020 A little moo cow. 24 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:33,440 And as we stroll on again, down the middle of that, we 25 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,000 go into the meadow. 26 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,520 And I say, hark! 27 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,020 What was that? 28 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,740 And you hear... There was a little flock of sheep. 29 00:04:54,700 --> 00:05:00,220 And then... It's different, isn't it? Every night... 30 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,740 As we cross the meadow, we go across the meadow. 31 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,580 I've done the sheep, haven't I? 32 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:20,860 Oh, yeah. 33 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:30,000 We go into the farmyard, and we see the little farmyard dog. 34 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:32,920 Rover. 35 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,480 And he goes, barks. 36 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:44,770 And there is the friendly farmer. 37 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:49,430 And I said to him, good morning, friendly farmer. 38 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,090 And he went off. 39 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:58,750 Thank you. 40 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:03,550 Thank you. 41 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:08,630 Thank you. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Very good, Sue. 42 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:15,890 Thank you, Bob. 43 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,550 Give me the moonlight. 44 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:22,370 Give me the girl. 45 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:26,990 And leave the rest to me. 46 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,630 Give me a shady nook. 47 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:39,330 Like Bevanbrook. 48 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,210 Where no one... 49 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:55,400 Give me a bench for two. 50 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,800 Oh, here we can fill them too. 51 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,620 And mine. 52 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:08,660 She's gonna be... If there's anyone... I'm gonna let 53 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,860 her cry me out. 54 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,400 Give me some new love. 55 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:14,000 Give me that girl. 56 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:43,050 Oh! 57 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,270 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 58 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:09,510 And now, a very special tribute to the Andrews sisters, the sisters Duane. 59 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:32,929 Again, I'd explain. 60 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:37,470 It means you are the fairest in the land. 61 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:40,730 I could say better. 62 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:45,070 I could say it wunderbar. 63 00:08:45,330 --> 00:08:51,590 Each language only helps me to tell you how lovely you are. 64 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:58,770 I've tried to explain by mere bit to shame. 65 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:06,680 Kiss me and say you understand Boink, boink 66 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:13,100 If you ever go down Trinidad It'll make you feel so very bad 67 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:18,540 The lips don't sing and make up rhyme Guarantee you one real good fine time 68 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:22,680 Drinking rum and Coca -Cola Go down, boink 69 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:32,650 The attitude that he puts into the box. You know his rhythm. You can't go and 70 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:33,650 don't let him face it. 71 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,610 Thank you. 72 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:46,350 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it now comes to what they call the talent 73 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:54,670 And I've just received a letter, a long letter, from... I have a 74 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,670 very good singing voice, and I always sing in the bath. 75 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,730 And they always think I have the radio on. 76 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,610 And they always think I have the radio on. 77 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,870 All right. 78 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:17,940 Can you fix it for me to sing with a real orchestra on a real stage so they 79 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,100 I can really sing? 80 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:23,720 So I believe in giving new artists a chance. 81 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,720 So ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Tony Wills. 82 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:44,470 Thank you. 83 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,990 Worried me to death. I thought he was going to stand up and take a bow. 84 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,510 £500 for this. 85 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,770 Put a wood. 86 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,150 And two glasses. 87 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:29,130 And you say 88 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,950 to the audience... 89 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:37,690 These glasses are not very good because they're empty 90 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:42,430 Which 91 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:46,330 always gets a good laugh 92 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:52,890 I'll try that These 93 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:57,970 glasses are not very good Because they're empty 94 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,080 They're all gone. 95 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,920 You put them upside down on the tray like that. 96 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,440 Put your hands on top of the glasses. 97 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:32,400 Don't take them away, otherwise they'll fall down. 98 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:35,890 Well, that's obvious, isn't it? 99 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:45,770 Ted. 100 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,910 Now, when you read the kind... 101 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:56,410 Just put 102 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:57,870 behind my back there a lot. 103 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,650 Tight, very tight. 104 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:10,370 That's tight, isn't it? 105 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,830 A bit tighter than that. 106 00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:15,970 Yeah, all right. 107 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,430 Now, 108 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:23,610 when I'm inside there, if anything happens, if I don't feel too well, 109 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,590 that phone will ring. 110 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:38,510 Close the cabinet. 111 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,750 Give us Bill. 112 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,190 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. 113 00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:01,590 Cooper has exactly one minute of air left in this cabinet. 114 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:09,110 And if he doesn't make the miraculous escape in one minute, he will die. 115 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,930 Hello? 116 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:14,550 Hello? 117 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,910 Oh, that's it. Will there be somebody to answer it? 118 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,410 Please! 119 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,640 Hello? 120 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,100 What? No, I'm in the middle of a trick. 121 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240 Thank you 122 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:44,790 Thank you. 123 00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:48,290 And now once again, ladies and gentlemen, old songs and new songs. 124 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,370 And songs of old and songs of new. 125 00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,850 And after that, we'll do some new songs and old songs. 126 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,750 And then some songs... I don't know what I'm talking about. 127 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:08,570 Thank you. 128 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:31,970 Whenever a cloud appears in the 129 00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:32,990 blue, 130 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:40,570 remember somewhere the sun 131 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:47,470 is shining and so the right thing 132 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:53,170 to do is make it shine.